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LIGHTS OUT (2016)

It’s unabashedly artificial, yet works oh-so-well to both charm and chill anyone open to the Friday night frights of a movie engineered entirely for pure popcorn matinee thrills.

November 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE (2016)

It’s a gorgeous gorge on theatrical poeticism, though that definitely doesn’t translate into the most visually arresting narrative.

November 16, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR ITSELF (2015)

“Fear Itself” is the film equivalent of a Jackson Pollock painting: a stream of consciousness spatter whose scalable artistic value is purely subjective.

November 15, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WITCHING (2016)

With horror this half-hearted, it’s no wonder that the impression left by “The Witching” doesn’t even make an indentation.

November 14, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MONSTER (2016)

As skilled as "The Monster" is at tightening intensity between its two leads, suspense timing is way off once the beast drops between them.

November 9, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOUSE (HUSET) (2016 - German/Norwegian)

Connecting with its creepiness requires a deep appreciation of tiptoeing down haunted hallways, constant creaking, the persistent metronome of a pendulum clock, etc.

November 8, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY FATHER DIE (2016)

“My Father Die” is rough around the edges, though on that jagged edge is precisely where its unflinching grit demands to live.

November 7, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THERAPY (2016 - French)

Awareness that the director was only 16 during filming seems essential in understanding why “Therapy” is the rather green movie it is.

November 4, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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INCARNATION (2016 - Serbian)

Serbian mystery-thriller “Incarnation” can be spoiled by revealing the ending isn’t the revelatory missing link you desperately want it to be.

November 3, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CLEANSE (THE MASTER CLEANSE) (2016)

When its themes aren’t fully in the foreground, in-between scenes induce a mood of malaise where the film falls out of its eccentric groove.

November 2, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CHARNEL HOUSE (2016)

An improbable twist plus an improbable premise equals an improbable chance of this film finding an appreciative audience.

November 1, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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FOUND FOOTAGE 3D (2016)

Immense credit goes to the film’s complete cast for keeping comedy tuned with subtlety so it doesn’t detract from the drama.

October 31, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T KILL IT (2016)

Having a few PBRs and a couple of friends on hand wouldn’t hurt to help with finding the fun in something so good-naturedly absurd.

October 27, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEDEVILED (2016)

Describing "Bedeviled" as by-the-book isn’t quite right as it never turns past the first page of being pat, predictable, and pedestrian in every sense as a supernatural slasher.

October 26, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAKE BODOM (2016 - Finnish)

“Lake Bodom” is what a savage slasher film looks like when the kids aren’t caricatures and the murderer isn’t a merchandisable masked maniac.

October 25, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAPPY HUNTING (2016)

“Happy Hunting” takes a confidently big bite out of the competition when it comes to “Most Dangerous Game” thrillers.

October 24, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR, INC. (2016)

Earnest homage, entertaining performances, and some nailbiter setups of suspense make for a cheeky crowd-pleaser of surprise shocks and humorous horror.

October 21, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRASH FIRE (2016)

“Trash Fire” is about confronting challenges in relationships, both romantic and familial, and the frightening honesty in its fiction can be unsettling to see.

October 20, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL (2016)

“Ouija: Origin of Evil” ranks alongside “The Conjuring” as a memorably mesmerizing thriller with substance to match its style.

October 18, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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PATIENT SEVEN (2016)

Not only does “Patient Seven” collect seven strong shorts worth watching, it includes a proper wraparound tying everything together in a creatively clever way.

October 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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