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SATANIC (2016)

There is zero doubt in my mind that had I seen the film in a theater, an audience would have collectively released a deafening groan of disappointed disapproval.

July 7, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEAD ROOM (2015)

“The Dead Room” is neither original nor especially frightening, yet the technical tactics distract from dullness with subtle creativity.

July 5, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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CELL (2016)

If you were to close your eyes and listen to dialogue alone, you’d swear you were hearing a half-speed rehearsal read-through where no one knew the camera was rolling.

July 1, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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GREEN ROOM (2015)

Fraught with overwhelming fear from its opening moments, “Green Room” puts a knot in the pit of the stomach that is impossible to untie.

June 30, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELSTREE 1976 (2015)

... a well-meaning documentary whose good intentions of exploring a seldom-seen corner of “Star Wars” lore are outmatched by anecdotal dialogue that is just not that interesting.

June 28, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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CARNAGE PARK (2016)

“Carnage Park” is a suspenseful sequence of sweaty standoffs allowing acting to engineer tension without much artificial interference.

June 27, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEACON POINT (2016)

Once “Beacon Point” calms down on contrivances, it leaves dull exposition delivery behind by settling into an engaging storyline with a confident slow-burn stride.

June 24, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE (2015)

“The Funhouse Massacre” is what an indie horror film looks like when the lion’s share of a low budget goes to notable names while the rest of the production starves on table scraps.

June 22, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE AXE MURDERS OF VILLISCA (2016)

"The Axe Murders of Villisca” slows down its intrigue factor to a jog as it approaches the finish line, instead of pounding feet hard in a breathless dash.

June 20, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NIGHT STALKER (2016)

The correct reason to watch “The Night Stalker” is to see LDP grab the reins of his role and gallop off to the races.

June 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAST HEIST (2016)

“The Last Heist” is unimpressive as a Henry Rollins star vehicle. It is also uninteresting as a heist thriller and unexciting as serial killer horror.

June 16, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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RABID DOGS (2015 - French)

Much of its tension doesn’t coalesce into the sweaty, suspenseful, ticking timebomb atmosphere it needs to nail to be a nuanced nailbiter.

June 14, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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ABATTOIR (2016)

The clever premise is imaginatively original, a streak of Lovecraftian noir adds stunning style, and atmosphere is charged with creative chills.

June 13, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CONJURING 2 (2016)

If “The Conjuring 2” doesn’t put color in your shorts, it might be impossible for any horror movie to get inside your fear center.

June 10, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MERCY (2016)

“Mercy” holds a steady flame that sometimes doesn’t burn at all, yet its fire flickers with untouchably hot intensity and that understated drama is transfixing.

June 9, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T HANG UP (2016)

“Don’t Hang Up” steps up to the plate in a plain pinstripe uniform, sizes up a straightforward swing, and then smashes a screaming shot of suspense right over the wall.

June 8, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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OFFICER DOWNE (2016)

Like the graphic novel it is based on, “Officer Downe” is an eye-bulging orgy of blood, boobs, and balls-to-the-walls mayhem.

June 7, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEYOND THE GATES (2016)

Fans of Lucio Fulci, direct-to-video midnight movies, or terror touchstones striking fond fright film memories, “Beyond the Gates” is made with precisely you in mind.

June 6, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THERAPY FOR A VAMPIRE (2014 - German)

With more subtlety than slapstick, clever characters ably acted by a carefully tuned cast pepper personality into even the drabbest of moments.

June 3, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MARK OF THE WITCH (2014)

“Mark of the Witch” employs such an excessive use of slow motion that it would probably fill barely half an hour at regular speed.

June 2, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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