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THE ANSWER (2015)

First-time feature filmmaker Iqbal Ahmed has crafted efficient and energetic action belying its bank account through fleetness and sleekness.

October 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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EYES OF THE DEAD (6:15) (2015)

Actors inexperienced for the task at hand coupled with uneventful act two interludes make “Eyes of the Dead” a more routine zombie film than its premise promises.

October 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INHABITANTS (2015)

The very long fuse on its very slow burn doesn’t lead to the most explosive barrel of TNT tension or terror.

October 7, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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DJINN (2013)

Like its namesake, “Djinn” wanders between two worlds, committed to neither and unable to form any fuller than a shadow of what it once was, or what it could have been.

October 1, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2015)

A heartfelt tribute to horror filmmakers and horror film fans that celebrates everything frightful and everything fun about Halloween and the horror genre as a whole.

September 29, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INVOKING 2 (2015)

Viewers should know upfront that they are not in for a true sequel to “The Invoking,” and they also are not getting an original collection of films commissioned specifically for this project.

September 29, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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JUNE (2015)

It aims to be a simply suspenseful scary movie, which it is, albeit one where beige fights with vanilla as the most fitting way to describe it.

September 29, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ARCHIVO 253 (FILE 253) (2015 - Spanish)

The horror genre has absolutely no use for this movie. Neither do you.

September 29, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY (2015)

“A Christmas Horror Story” is an entertaining collection of holiday-themed horror shorts that does for December 25th what “Trick ‘r Treat” did for October 31st.

September 24, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLINGER (2015)

“Clinger” may have a cast and a crew greener than golf grass, but its amateur aesthetic is overcome by sincere intentions to be engaging, emotional, and entirely entertaining.

September 23, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELLIONS (2015)

Separated from the fluff of its disappointing denouement, there remains a disturbingly dark fairy tale in the movie’s core capable of leaving a lasting impression.

September 22, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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FIRE CITY: END OF DAYS (2015)

If you are somehow able to penetrate the fiction featured in the first 20 minutes of “Fire City: End of Days,” stop watching immediately and apply for Mensa membership.

September 21, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE ARE STILL HERE (2015)

Trudge up the turtle track of the first two-thirds and “We Are Still Here” rewards with a frenzied flurry of force down the back slope.

September 18, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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EX MACHINA (2015)

The movie’s value beyond straight suspense entertainment comes not from requiring thoughtful reflection, but from inspiring it.

September 17, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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A HAUNTING AT THE RECTORY (2015)

The supposed sexiness of the fling fueling this film is cold enough for frostbite, and nearly as hollow as the nonexistent horror.

September 16, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CHOSEN (2015)

A feather could push these people into instantly believing the batty backstory of first man Adam’s first wife Lilith making a pact with Lucifer to become a child-stealing force of evil.

September 11, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE VISIT (2015)

Stalwart Shyamalan supporters may view the scaled-back scope and “found footage” frame as a welcome return to simple storytelling form for the critically embattled filmmaker.

September 10, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONTRACTED: PHASE II (2015)

While “Contracted” wanted quieter body horror chills, “Contracted: Phase II” takes on a tone of being an R-rated horror show episode of “Criminal Minds.”

September 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CUTTING ROOM (2015)

Poorly put together as a first-person film, the only speed “The Cutting Room” has is along the fast track to Dullsville.

September 4, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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EXETER (THE ASYLUM) (2015)

20 years earlier, when self-aware style was all the rage and haunted asylum spelunking was not yet an overdone theme, “Exeter” might have been ahead of its time.

September 3, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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