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BLOOD MOON (2014)

Be sure to brace expectations for a werewolf western that has more of the latter than it does of the former.

August 26, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY (2015)

“Poltergeist Activity” is the cinema equivalent of ramen noodles ... Once the cup goes in the trash, so does all memory of the meal.

August 25, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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KANTEMIR (2014)

If only its trail sped down a hill of horror instead of slowly slogging up one, “Kantemir” might be more memorable instead of being mostly mediocre.

August 24, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAR TREK: OF GODS AND MEN (2007)

If none of the notable Star Trek personalities participated in this project, and everything else remained as is, how much enthusiasm would there be for “Star Trek: Of Gods and Men?”

August 19, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT FOLLOWS (2014)

“It Follows” doesn’t build scares on jumps and visceral thrills. Its horror is a slow-crawling virus that subtly disturbs with under-the-skin eeriness.

August 18, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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HARBINGER DOWN (2015)

The challenge “Harbinger Down” has in front of it is coming up with a concept for a story that matches the concept for the creatures and the charisma of the cast.

August 14, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FUNHOUSE (1981)

There is simple charm in the straightforward story and retro horror appeal that makes “The Funhouse” the gold standard granddaddy of killer carnival thrillers.

August 13, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMNESIAC (2015)

In the face of superior backwards-unfolding suspense yarns, you may not remember ("Amnesiac"), which poetically befits a film about missing pieces of memory.

August 12, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ONE & TWO (2015)

It is the equivalent of filmic escargot in that it moves with the urgency of a you-know-what, yet is flavored as a delicacy for palates seasoned to its patient cinematic style.

August 11, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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AREA 51 (2015)

It sandwiches in so much of the same recycled UFO-related references and fiction that the story mirrors the first-person format as being boringly outdated.

August 10, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GALLOWS (2015)

Forced to choose amongst any of Blumhouse’s other teen-targeted thrillers like “Ouija” or “Unfriended,” “The Gallows” has marginally more to offer as a paranormal activity chiller.

August 7, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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NIGHTLIGHT (2015)

The movie’s most distinguishing characteristic is that it will forever be known as “that found footage flashlight flick.”

August 6, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAKE ON CLINTON ROAD (2015)

Take an assembly line attitude towards crafting a low-level motion picture, and the result is a movie so flavorless, it cannot even be described as vanilla.

August 5, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE REDWOOD MASSACRE (2014)

“The Redwood Massacre” is one of those disposable movies where some short time after the fact, you’ll be unable to recall if you actually saw it or not.

August 4, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU (2014)

A snickering good time for Lovecraft fans who won’t find sacrilege in seeing the grandmaster’s literary oeuvre repurposed for salaciously sex-oriented horror hijinks.

August 3, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN LIVES: WHAT HAPPENED? (2015)

“The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened?” remains a cornucopia of “what if” scenarios certain to tickle a touchstone of nostalgia for ‘90s superhero cinema.

July 20, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALWAYS WATCHING: A MARBLE HORNETS STORY (2015)

Despite borrowing part and parcel from an overly familiar “found footage” formula, “Always Watching” deviates from tried-and-true patterns in ways that are not for the better.

July 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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L.A. SLASHER (2015)

Not only is its empty message outdated and untimely, “L.A. Slasher” is unfunny as a comedy and not frightening as a horror film.

July 2, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE AMITYVILLE THEATER (2015)

It would be unfair to single out any performance in particular as amateurish, since the acting across the board is uniformly terrible.

July 1, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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INNER DEMON (2014)

“Inner Demon” ... needs an adrenaline shot to its average midsection to pick up the pulse and give audiences a standout reason to sit up and take notice.

June 26, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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