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THE DEAD (2010)

A striking visual style makes “The Dead” a little more than “just another zombie movie,” while its threadbare story and wooden characters keep it out of any category that includes the work of Romero, Fulci, Boyle, et al.

September 10, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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GODZILLA (2014)

“Godzilla” is perplexingly resolute in treating its star like the Ark of the Covenant, unwilling to offer a full-view peek for fear that it might melt the face of anyone who stares too long.

September 8, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PACT 2 (2014)

“The Pact II” is as effectively managed a sequel as one could reasonably expect without the original creator returning to steer the ship.

September 6, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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FIND ME (2014)

It is difficult to muster enthusiasm for a competent production of an “okay” film when alternative options offer superior paranormal pandemonium for the penny.

September 5, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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APOCALYPSE CULT (APOCALYPTIC) (2014)

Australian indie “Apocalyptic” is an above average take on the frightening theme of faith-based suicide, even if it is light on inventive insight into what motivates such minds.

September 4, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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FOUND (2012)

Beneath the surface of spotty acting and sharp edges ... “Found” has a sinister story with chilling connotations fighting to break free.

September 3, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEVOURED (2012)

"Devoured" bears a tonal quality that makes accurately articulating its strange ability to hold intrigue, despite a deliberately slow tempo, a task easier said than done.

September 2, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHAME THE DEVIL (2013)

“Shame the Devil” is neither no more nor no less offensive than (an average episode of "Criminal Minds") as a way to occupy 90 minutes of disposable crime-drama entertainment.

September 1, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK SPACE (2013)

In all probability, if the film had a recognizable face and aired on SyFy, people would watch it and say, “eh, it was okay I guess.”

August 29, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAST SHOWING (2014)

An awkwardly unconvincing British accent notwithstanding, “The Last Showing” is a terrific showcase for Englund’s unique screen presence and performance prowess.

August 28, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHOCK VALUE (2014)

This “easy does it” style of subtlety keeps “Shock Value” cooking on a steady simmer of oddly fascinating absurdity and unsettlingly moody weirdness.

August 27, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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LEPRECHAUN: ORIGINS (2014)

Lionsgate sets out to pump fresh juice into the veins of a franchise lying dormant for a decade, yet think to do so by employing the most lifelessly uninspired horror movie clichés imaginable.

August 26, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEVIL'S MILE (2014)

“Devil’s Mile” is a film rooted in surreal unreality, yet there is no indication of conscious thought behind what anything’s intended purpose is or how it pertains to a discernible, unifying theme.

August 25, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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WER (2013)

“Wer” wants so badly to be weighed as a “realistic” take on the werewolf mythos that it ends up being unrealistic with how common conceptions are conspicuously avoided on both sides of the camera.

August 22, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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VARSITY BLOOD (2014)

This isn’t bad acting and uninspired filmmaking winking with post-modern irony. It’s just bad acting and uninspired filmmaking.

August 21, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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PRESIDENT WOLFMAN (2012)

Filmmaker Mike Davis recuts, rewrites, and redubs the kitchen sink soup to produce a surprisingly smart send-up of American culture, political chutzpah, and the entire medium of film itself.

August 20, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE QUIET ONES (2014)

The film does evoke some of Hammer’s hallmark gothic gloom, yet “The Quiet Ones” never manufactures a jolt that isn’t induced by a quick cut or ear-covering audio.

August 19, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE (2013)

With so many scenes of sleepy-eyed sulking set to hypnotic hums while everyone onscreen lounges about, the film is a virtual dare to not fall asleep after becoming entranced by excessively depressive despondence.

August 18, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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CRAWL OR DIE (2014)

As simple a goal as crafting a poor man’s “Alien” might be in theory, it is still a much bigger bite than “Crawl or Die” has the teeth to chew.

August 17, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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PROXY (2013)

Its arthouse indie shine goes from working for to working against when the film lets every thread wander as far as it wishes for as long as desired.

August 15, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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