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THE WRETCHED (2019)

If “The Wretched” is indicative of the stylish creepy-crawling The Pierce Brothers can deliver, expect to see even bigger and bolder productions in the duo’s future.

November 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOLIDAY HELL (2019)

You’d better be in a merry mood if “Holiday Hell” is to have any hope of spiking your egg nog with entertainment.

November 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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RATTLESNAKE (2019)

“Rattlesnake” might be a ringer released by Netflix to illustrate exactly why we need the ability to blaze through boringness on our own terms.

November 1, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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KINDRED SPIRITS (2019)

Ably aided by her two co-stars, Caitlin Stasey’s highlight-packed performance tows “Kindred Spirit” through its troughs and jets it right over each peak.

October 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019)

Once “Girl on the Third Floor” trades its first act foundation of cinematic convention for a second act of thematic reflection, shed skin reveals bones of infinitely more intrigue.

October 28, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GALLOWS ACT II (2019)

There aren’t satisfying pops so much as an inflatable tube man flapping weakly in the car lot wind.

October 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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PORTALS (2019)

“Portals” overloads on vague themes while many minutes are spent simply watching people puzzle over black doors, and not necessarily doing much more that that.

October 23, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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1BR (2019)

“1BR” joins an exclusive shortlist of minimalist thrillers whose solid suspense becomes built on the backs of a low budget and unfamiliar cast, not in spite of them.

October 21, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD VESSEL (2019)

“Blood Vessel” demonstrates the difference passionate effort makes to elevate a midrange horror movie from standard Syfy fare to a terrific thriller with streamlined style.

October 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRICK (2019)

As much overtime as it works to capture the spirit of the season, “Trick” puts in even more effort to mirror “Halloween” the movie.

October 16, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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SWEETHEART (2019)

Picture Tom Hanks in “Cast Away” except he’s a young woman. Now instead of a volleyball, imagine Wilson is a fish monster. That’s your simplified summary of “Sweetheart.”

October 14, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEMENTER (2019)

Anyone prone to enchantment from moody microbudget thrillers should appreciate the splash of arthouse flavor in “Dementer’s” psychological suspense.

October 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MARY (2019)

“Mary” is lucky to have Oldman and Mortimer, which means the audience reaps their benefits too. Together they keep this voyage from being a bland bust.

October 9, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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RABID (2019)

“Rabid” puts an entertainingly wicked bite into body horror using gobs of gruesomeness and a little bit of cheeky glee.

October 7, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHE NEVER DIED (2019)

“He Never Died” tried something similar, but “She” more successfully slathers wry comedy in grey gloom to keep its quirk subtle, yet strong.

October 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOOM: ANNIHILATION (2019)

Would it aid your expectations any to know it was filmed on the cheap, shot in Bulgaria, and doesn’t star a single person you’ve heard of?

October 2, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREY (2019)

Movies structured this predictably are commonly called “paint-by-numbers,” except “Prey” has only dull shades of grey on its palette.

September 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLISS (2019)

If you want to watch drugged-up twentysomethings unironically complain about how hard they have it while colored lights strobe and metal music blares, “Bliss” may be a movie for you.

September 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MEMORY: THE ORIGINS OF ALIEN (2019)

“Memory” decides that the most critical context should come from perspectives that assumed ownership of “Alien” after it passed from its founders to its audience.

September 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FANATIC (2019)

The movie’s misguided moral implies if you just take two seconds for an autograph, you might not have to deal with a potentially dangerous signature seeker in the first place.

September 23, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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