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I'LL TAKE YOUR DEAD (2018)

“I’ll Take Your Dead” represents Archibald and Black Fawn’s current peak of what their formula for high quality, low-budget genre fare can achieve.

April 29, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT (2019)

You’ll never be able to hear Lisa Loeb’s ‘Stay (I Missed You)’ again without immediately seeing this movie in your mind’s eye.

April 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA (2019)

You wouldn’t want to step in it while wearing wingtips for fear of staining good shoes with standard scares and connect-the-dots plotting.

April 24, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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I TRAPPED THE DEVIL (2019)

“I Trapped the Devil” keeps its head above water with intriguing interplays, earnest intent to create something creepy, and an omnipresent tone of smoldering suspense.

April 22, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAGAZUSSA (2017 - German)

“Hagazussa” exemplifies a movie made almost exclusively out of mood instead of a stable script. And that mood is more taxingly melancholy than unsettlingly macabre.

April 19, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAIL SATAN (2019)

“Hail Satan” clarifies that for all of their provocative pageantry, Lucien Greaves’ group is composed of law-abiding rebels committed to promoting positive change on a global scale.

April 17, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MASTER OF DARK SHADOWS (2019)

For the franchise faithful, director David Gregory’s quick skip down Memory Lane features all the nostalgia necessary to pull out plenty of fang-baring smiles.

April 15, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SILENCE (2019)

“The Silence” answers the question, what would a Syfy creature feature look like if it replaced campy charm with a misspent big budget and name actors taking the tone too dourly?

April 12, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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PET SEMATARY (2019)

If I had to Sophie’s Choice which adaptation I’d rather press Play on for another watch, I’m picking 1989 every time.

April 10, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAUNTING OF SHARON TATE (2019)

Pencils down everyone! “The Haunting of Sharon Tate” has aced the exam for who can create the most tasteless tie-in to one of pop culture’s most notorious murders.

April 8, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WIND (2018)

These are those terms earned by “The Wind” that inspire intrigue for some and rolled eyes for others: patient, atmospheric, quiet, moody, bleak, and slow-burn.

April 5, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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PET GRAVEYARD (2019)

What’s more disappointing than an un-fun microbudget mockbuster? An un-fun microbudget mockbuster that doesn’t even mock the movie it’s supposedly busting.

April 3, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MERCY BLACK (2019)

“Mercy Black” turns a tragic true crime into a standard spookshow that’s adequate for a disposable one-and-done watch, but not much else.

April 1, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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US (2019)

Overeager swooners putting backs of hands to fainting foreheads while proclaiming “masterpiece” could stand to dial down the hyperventilating hyperbole.

March 29, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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I SEE YOU (2019)

Director Adam Randall and writer Devon Graye hide an entire deck of suspenseful surprises up their sleeves to keep your imagination mired in mystery throughout.

March 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DANIEL ISN'T REAL (2019)

The illustrations are so acutely dizzying that “Daniel Isn’t Real” becomes one of the most intriguing visualizations of dueling identities ever imagined.

March 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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IMITATION GIRL (2017)

I’m rating “Imitation Girl” down the middle because if the film laid an egg atop a steepled roof, I have no idea which side it would roll down.

March 22, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARLIN' (2019)

It’s difficult to discern how much of “Darlin’s” seriousness and pseudo-slapstick is by design and how much of it might be due to a slipped grip on inconsistent tones.

March 20, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DIRECTOR'S CUT (2016)

“Director’s Cut” plates an adequate appetizer instead of a hearty entrée when it comes to really roasting Kickstarter cinema culture with wicked wit.

March 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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EXTREMITY (2018)

Someday, someone may make a legitimately frightening fictional film that accurately reflects the immersive terror of an extreme haunt. “Extremity” isn’t it.

March 15, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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