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HURT (2018)

If “Hurt” has a specific style in mind, message it wishes to impart, or artistic objective it aims to achieve, I can’t tell what any of those might be.

December 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAUNTED (2018)

If you want to watch a nondescript woman unhurriedly explore an unremarkable house for the better part of an hour, “The Haunted” has you covered.

December 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU DIE (2018 - Italian)

I can’t imagine how Apple ever allowed You Die onto iTunes, much less what kind of paranormal programming would be required to produce such an app in the first place.

December 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN (2018)

“Goosebumps 2” mixes typical teen drama with a Spielberg-style childhood adventure to achieve its vibrant vibe of harmless horror and fright-spiked fun.

December 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VENOM (2018)

For one hell of a messily mediocre movie, “Venom” can still land more than a few raw punches of enjoyable nuttiness.

December 21, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DISCARNATE (2018)

“Discarnate” comes across as the kind of dreamily discombobulated indie horror movie you might imagine could only come from the vision of an Italian fashion photographer.

December 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DRAUG (2018 - Swedish)

“Draug” retains a sharp edge of distinctness as supernatural suspense stories go, with the period setting providing ample panache.

December 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FINAL WISH (2018)

“The Final Wish” becomes bothersome because genre vets are at the wheel, yet everyone drives under the speed limit on a well-traveled road.

December 14, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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LEPRECHAUN RETURNS (2018)

“Leprechaun Returns” turns a blind eye to opportunities for irreverent inventiveness to deliver something that colors within expected lines for a standard Syfy B-movie.

December 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SECRET SANTA (2018)

Relentlessly manic from start to finish, “Secret Santa” rockets through dark humor and darker horror with devilish delight.

December 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SLAY BELLES (2018)

Definitely spike your eggnog before dipping into its weirdo waters. If you have a taste for some gleeful trashiness too, so much the better.

December 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER (2018)

“You Might Be the Killer” has enough charm to be casually captivating, even when its humor has a hard time hitting.

December 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHRISTMAS BLOOD (2017 - Norwegian)

It won’t be displacing “Silent Night, Deadly Night,” or any of its sequels for that matter, as a go-to Santa slasher any time soon.

December 3, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GOLEM (2018)

Of the titles released thus far, “The Golem” easily leads the pack as the best looking and most satisfying movie wearing the “Dread Central Presents” banner.

November 30, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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I STILL SEE YOU (2018)

Shut the blinds on the story’s shortcomings, brace yourself for low voltage energy, and get on board with acceptably average entertainment.

November 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WITCH IN THE WINDOW (2018)

Its effectiveness at engineering an unsettling tone enriches the experience as emotionally intriguing entertainment.

November 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INVOKING 5: PHANTOMS (2018)

As a patchwork anthology, “The Invoking: Phantoms” is decidedly average. But examine each piece individually and sincere effort is easier to appreciate.

November 23, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELVES (2018)

All I want for Christmas is to forget “Elves” as fast and as fully as I forgot “The Elf.”

November 21, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FARM (2018)

Take your pick of any adjective starting with “un” for an accurate description of the movie’s thoroughly hollow thrill factor.

November 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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14 CAMERAS (2018)

With an improvisational attitude contributing to its nonsensical structure, “14 Cameras” tries squeezing blood from a setup that already turned to stone.

November 16, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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