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#SCREAMERS (2016)

“#Screamers” suffers from a severe real estate problem.  Namely, it has 81 minutes worth of space and only ten minutes of content with which to fill it.

April 20, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VAMPIRE CLAY (2017 - Japanese)

By creatively incorporating a carefully calculated amount of weirdness, “Vampire Clay” hits a sweet spot of satisfaction between fun and freaky.

April 18, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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GHOST STORIES (2017)

“Ghost Stories” features a freshly novel concept for framing an anthology, where the bookends ingeniously motivate each piece of the movie.

April 16, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM (2018 - Korean)

“Gonjiam” is a virtual ‘Greatest Hits,’ or ‘Worst of’ depending on perspective, featuring every cliché “found footage” has to offer.

April 13, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE (2018)

Kept taut using a duo of dialed in performances and a nearly relentless rhythm, the movie satisfies with straight razor suspense.

April 11, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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WILDLING (2018)

To populate an “it’s like” equation for “Wildling,” one could describe it as “Room” meets “Raw,” except with werewolves instead of cannibals.

April 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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MARROWBONE (2017)

“Marrowbone” feels like a motion picture made for your mother’s book club to mull over with a glass of rosé and charcuterie spread.

April 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DIRECTOR AND THE JEDI (2018)

The documentary is an entertainingly insightful, just broadly basic, look at the impressive effort that goes into envisioning an epic.

April 4, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE TITAN (2018)

It’s fitting that Sam Worthington, perhaps the most vanilla male lead to ever front a movie, headlines “The Titan,” which basically boils down to being a flavorless film.

April 2, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FIELD GUIDE TO EVIL (2018)

While some of these experiments go up in a puff of smoke, cinematic sincerity shines through independent of each piece’s success or failure.

March 30, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PYEWACKET (2017)

Mirroring the rashness of Leah’s misguided motivations, “Pyewacket” ultimately feels important while in motion, but much less thought through once level heads prevail.

March 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB (2018)

“Unfriended: Dark Web” can be legitimately suspenseful when you work past how complicatedly ludicrous it becomes.

March 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HEREDITARY (2018)

Like it, loathe it, or fall anywhere in between, you’re likely to find its macabre mood lingering whether or not you personally wish to pick up what it puts down.

March 23, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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A QUIET PLACE (2018)

“A Quiet Place’s” uncomplicated premise unshackles it to impress as a smartly crafted crowd-pleaser packed with terrifically terrifying thrills.

March 21, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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TERRIFIER (2017)

You’d better be buttoned up specifically for straight slasher movie slaughter, because the movie doesn’t have any more significant substance on hand.

March 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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APARTMENT 212 (2017)

While the subject of Jennifer getting her groove back remains strongly scripted, the film’s final third bobbles how to handle the creature feature element.

March 16, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY (2018)

It remains so corner cuttingly choppy that its two years spent on a shelf could have been extended indefinitely without genre entertainment missing a beat.

March 14, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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RAVENOUS (LES AFFAMES) (2017 - French)

What’s refreshing about the film’s somber journey is how its illustration of post-apocalyptic despair never reaches “The Walking Dead” levels of hopeless nihilism.

March 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THEY REMAIN (2018)

This is a movie where monsters are not the main attraction. The unidentified threat of one is.

March 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL'S KITTY (2018)

It's a toss up if Dale Midkiff is even the genre celebrity who comes out looking the worst in a movie this big of a mess.

March 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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