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THEY REMAIN (2018)

This is a movie where monsters are not the main attraction. The unidentified threat of one is.

March 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL'S KITTY (2018)

It's a toss up if Dale Midkiff is even the genre celebrity who comes out looking the worst in a movie this big of a mess.

March 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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FLAY (2017)

There is no objectively ignoring the notion that “Flay” gives off the unflattering air of an amateur cheapie.

March 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VERONICA (2017 - Spanish)

Shaped a lot like a James Wan film, except slower and with a slimmer story, “Veronica” induces unease using subtly suggestive visual storytelling.

March 2, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOHAWK (2017)

"Mohawk" drives drama by paralleling a contemporary social climate with challenging commentary on culture conflicts.

February 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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MUTE (2018)

When you stop staring at its richly detailed design, you’re forced to realize you’re stuck in a snail-paced gumshoe mystery that isn’t exceptionally engaging.

February 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ZOMBIOLOGY: ENJOY YOURSELF TONIGHT (2017 - Chinese)

Its middle ground of bittersweet family melodrama mixed with zany zombie action makes for a film whose fun comes from unusually entertaining eccentricity.

February 23, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CURED (2017)

Like every good zombie story, “The Cured” understands that substance comes from commentary, not from carnage.

February 21, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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LOOKING GLASS (2018)

This is purely a filler film to make mortgage payments while everyone involved waits between better movies.

February 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE STRANGERS (2008)

It is simply the standard by which all home invasion films must be measured in terms of resonant sensation and imagination infection.

February 16, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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LIVING AMONG US (2018)

“What We Do in the Shadows” features charismatic characters, biting dialogue, and appealing entertainment value while “Living Among Us” includes none of those things.

February 14, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT (2018)

Given the violently fluctuating quality levels of the series to date, I’m not sure what the standards even are for grading a “Hellraiser” movie anymore.

February 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RITUAL (2017)

Carefully measured performances send slow-burn suspense down a nerve-wracking straightaway of wicked witchiness.

February 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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KEEP WATCHING (2017)

Bella Thorne needs just one more long-delayed dud to dethrone Mischa Barton as the queen of forgettable thrillers dumped to home video.

February 8, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX (2018)

Cutaway scenes constituting a loose Cloverfield connection feel more forcibly included than dad’s mistress at a family reunion.

February 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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INOPERABLE (2017)

“Inoperable” learned the wrong lesson from “Lost” about instilling suspense and made the same mistake of not thinking through its threads beforehand.

February 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VICTOR CROWLEY (2017)

Whatever side of the blade one uses to slice it, “Victor Crowley” meets the standard for old-school slasher mayhem with a self-aware streak of black humor.

February 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DESOLATION (2017-II)

Attracting attention for its mildly bizarre initial atmosphere, rational moves take the movie off track as a darkly nightmarish drama.

February 2, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAD APPLES (2018)

“Bad Apples” badly wants to be in John Carpenter’s orbit, but it isn’t even competent enough to be considered Ed Wood adjacent.

January 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEFORE WE VANISH (2017 - Japanese)

Those looking past its love handles can find an intriguingly offbeat experience they most likely were not expecting.

January 29, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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