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ALONE (SEULS) (2017 - French)

“Alone” polishes dystopian bleakness with cinematic sleekness that entertains as an adolescent fantasy far more than it falls flat as slightly flighty fiction.

November 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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VIDAR THE VAMPIRE (2017 - Norwegian)

“Vidar the Vampire” highlights the absurdity of how anyone can interpret, or more accurately, misinterpret the ‘Word of God’ to mean anything anyone wants.

November 10, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOTHER KRAMPUS (12 DEATHS OF CHRISTMAS) (2017)

The back half’s rudder falls off completely, leaving “Mother Krampus” to sputter and stall as it flails to fill a 90-minute film with only a 30-minute idea.

November 9, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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POOR AGNES (2017)

Agnes presents herself as the Sun Tzu of serial killing, dispensing philosophy while dispatching victims and tormenting captives.

November 8, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SKYBOUND (2017)

If The CW ever partnered with The Asylum to produce a made-for-TV disaster flick, it would probably look a lot like “Skybound.”

November 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE UNTAMED (2016 - Spanish)

An inelegant way to reductively encapsulate the sentiments above would be to simply say, “The Untamed” is “weird.”

November 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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RADIUS (2017)

Right away we are swept into a sci-fi Saturday night setting that packs “Outer Limits” intrigue into a “Twilight Zone” mystery.

November 3, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE ELF (2017)

While that would be cruelly inhumane for the animal, it would be more entertaining to watch than this movie, which is cruelly inhumane against viewers.

November 2, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CURVATURE (2017)

As a satisfying spin down a straightaway, “Curvature” keeps enough gas in its tank to be moderately enjoyable in the moment.

November 1, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOUBLE DATE (2017)

I found myself won over by the flick’s surprising surplus of heartfelt charm and astonishingly sharp style for a low-budget indie.

October 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BABYSITTER (2017)

"The Babysitter” earns her rate for a full evening of satisfying work, even if you’d think twice about recommending her to friends.

October 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LIKE.SHARE.FOLLOW (2017)

For the PG-13 thriller with straightforward style that it is, “Like.Share.Follow” knows how to sharply stick to a tried-and-true plan.

October 27, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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NIGHTWORLD (2017)

This classic case of mediocre moviemaking with a TV thriller temperature puts the ‘l’ and the ‘n’ in ‘bad’ for a film more bland than outright awful.

October 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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MANSFIELD 66/67 (2017)

It couldn’t be more fitting for such a wonderfully weird story to be creatively captured within such a wonderfully weird movie.

October 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CREEP 2 (2017)

When “Creep 2” finally figures out which branch is best to follow, a blinding “aha!” bulb course corrects the film for a far sharper second half.

October 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LODGERS (2017)

This gorgeously haunting presentation hopelessly defeats itself fighting an unwinnable war to find a suspenseful story worth telling.

October 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TO HELL AND BACK: THE KANE HODDER STORY (2017)

“To Hell and Back” celebrates the monsters and maniacs that made Kane Hodder famous while stripping off the makeup and masks for an intimate profile of the man underneath.

October 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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1922 (2017)

While a patient pace taxes the tank for more gas than the film carries, “1922” hit a higher rung than most on the ladder of Stephen King adaptations.

October 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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RUIN ME (2017)

The movie makes its mark by taking two memorable turns, giving its take on the “what’s really going on?” premise a sharper bite than most.

October 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRENCH 11 (2017)

Think of “It Comes at Night” in terms of atmosphere, except with actual infected attackers haunting the hallways as if they sprinted in from “28 Days Later.”

October 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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