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EX MACHINA (2015)

The movie’s value beyond straight suspense entertainment comes not from requiring thoughtful reflection, but from inspiring it.

September 17, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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A HAUNTING AT THE RECTORY (2015)

The supposed sexiness of the fling fueling this film is cold enough for frostbite, and nearly as hollow as the nonexistent horror.

September 16, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CHOSEN (2015)

A feather could push these people into instantly believing the batty backstory of first man Adam’s first wife Lilith making a pact with Lucifer to become a child-stealing force of evil.

September 11, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE VISIT (2015)

Stalwart Shyamalan supporters may view the scaled-back scope and “found footage” frame as a welcome return to simple storytelling form for the critically embattled filmmaker.

September 10, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONTRACTED: PHASE II (2015)

While “Contracted” wanted quieter body horror chills, “Contracted: Phase II” takes on a tone of being an R-rated horror show episode of “Criminal Minds.”

September 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CUTTING ROOM (2015)

Poorly put together as a first-person film, the only speed “The Cutting Room” has is along the fast track to Dullsville.

September 4, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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EXETER (THE ASYLUM) (2015)

20 years earlier, when self-aware style was all the rage and haunted asylum spelunking was not yet an overdone theme, “Exeter” might have been ahead of its time.

September 3, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL ISLAND (2014)

Reasons to see "Paranormal Island" have quite a bit in common with ghosts and with flush-beating poker straights: they don’t exist.

September 2, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS (2015)

For anyone who has ever wondered why the workplace has so little natural sunlight, “Bloodsucking Bastards” is just what the doctor ordered for an eerily appropriate horror-comedy.

September 1, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAR TREK: RENEGADES (2015)

There are still those of us carrying candles for fondly regarded shows such as “War of the Worlds” or “Psi-Factor” who cannot help but be swayed by the syndicated sci-fi style.

August 27, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD MOON (2014)

Be sure to brace expectations for a werewolf western that has more of the latter than it does of the former.

August 26, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY (2015)

“Poltergeist Activity” is the cinema equivalent of ramen noodles ... Once the cup goes in the trash, so does all memory of the meal.

August 25, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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KANTEMIR (2014)

If only its trail sped down a hill of horror instead of slowly slogging up one, “Kantemir” might be more memorable instead of being mostly mediocre.

August 24, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAR TREK: OF GODS AND MEN (2007)

If none of the notable Star Trek personalities participated in this project, and everything else remained as is, how much enthusiasm would there be for “Star Trek: Of Gods and Men?”

August 19, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT FOLLOWS (2014)

“It Follows” doesn’t build scares on jumps and visceral thrills. Its horror is a slow-crawling virus that subtly disturbs with under-the-skin eeriness.

August 18, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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HARBINGER DOWN (2015)

The challenge “Harbinger Down” has in front of it is coming up with a concept for a story that matches the concept for the creatures and the charisma of the cast.

August 14, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FUNHOUSE (1981)

There is simple charm in the straightforward story and retro horror appeal that makes “The Funhouse” the gold standard granddaddy of killer carnival thrillers.

August 13, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMNESIAC (2015)

In the face of superior backwards-unfolding suspense yarns, you may not remember ("Amnesiac"), which poetically befits a film about missing pieces of memory.

August 12, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ONE & TWO (2015)

It is the equivalent of filmic escargot in that it moves with the urgency of a you-know-what, yet is flavored as a delicacy for palates seasoned to its patient cinematic style.

August 11, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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AREA 51 (2015)

It sandwiches in so much of the same recycled UFO-related references and fiction that the story mirrors the first-person format as being boringly outdated.

August 10, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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