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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2007)

“Paranormal Activity” has to be admired for straightforward storytelling, a well-crafted structure, and relatable horror with an inarguable ability to captivate conventional audiences.

November 26, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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MEGAN IS MISSING (2011)

Those who only want a stark horror film rooted in reality that engraves nightmarish imagery in the mind's eye will find that “Megan Is Missing” can accommodate in spades.

November 25, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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SKEW (2011)

Flawed, imperfect, and at times irritating, “Skew” is a movie that gives more thought than most to its narrative, even if the cohesiveness can be considered tenuous.

November 24, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PARANORMAL DIARIES: CLOPHILL (2013)

“The Paranormal Diaries: Clophill” favors pseudo-documentary over purely fictional horror entertainment to present what a real-life ghost chase would actually be like: frightfully boring.

November 23, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR LIVES HERE (2012)

“Fear Lives Here” ping pongs between “okay I guess” and connect-the-dots conventions while depicting an exceptional example of what makes a horror movie mediocre.  The overall film may not completely sink to the bottom, but it certainly does not rise to the top, either.

November 23, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE UPPER FOOTAGE (2013)

The problem for "The Upper Footage" is that it has no chance to thrill as suspense or to engage as a character study because its characters are thoroughly obnoxious by design.

November 21, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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PLUS ONE (+1) (2013)

“+1” presents a fearless approach to storytelling ... the overall effect is one of a movie that has a unique take on venerable sci-fi ideas about reliving the past and meeting one’s clone.

November 21, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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I AM ZOZO (ARE YOU THERE?) (2012)

“I Am ZoZo” is a too tame horror story that develops an occasionally eerie atmosphere, but it never delivers a solid jab, much less a knockout punch.

November 20, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARKROOM (2013)

Everything in the first act that asks for attention ends up not mattering in a storyline that only leads to routine suspense fare any number of films have already done better.

November 19, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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RIDGE WAR Z (2013)

The zombie genre is too saturated to take notice of a few animated muzzle flashes and some digital blood spray in service of an underachieving tale about three battle-hardened Army men and their dull autobiographer.

November 17, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOTHER (2013)

If not for the "twist" given away by the poster, "Mother" would play perfectly as one of those educational films masquerading as entertainment that teachers force bored students to suffer through.

November 15, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SEASONING HOUSE (2012)

"The Seasoning House" does not reinvent the revenge thriller, but it encapsulates all of the elements and feelings ... that give the sub-genre such power to leave a lasting impression on the mind.

November 13, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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SANITARIUM (2013)

All three shorts stroll leisurely through their storylines with a stride buoyed by a rich roster of supporting players, but pulled under by excessive padding weighing down the energy.

November 13, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK TOUCH (2013)

Unless the goal was for the audience to feel the same confused abandonment as a troubled orphan, "Dark Touch" misses as a psychological thriller with its slow to gel purpose and a lead character that is just not compelling.

November 13, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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CASSADAGA (2011)

"Cassadaga" delivers a memorable murderer, a captivating heroine, and enough ghost-charged atmosphere to recommend it as both supernatural suspense and as a serial killer thriller.

November 11, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SECRET VILLAGE (2013)

For all its attempts at an unconventional editing style, “The Secret Village” is a fairly conventional story that ultimately collapses from a disjointed delivery and a disappointing resolution.

November 10, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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MISCHIEF NIGHT (2013)

Decent performances fight off narcolepsy in places, but “Mischief Night” has nothing original to say, and no new ways to say it.

November 7, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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BUTCHER BOYS (2012)

“Butcher Boys” mirrors so much of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it can be considered a contemporary retelling of the same story updated for a new generation.

November 7, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BELL WITCH HAUNTING (2013)

Formulaic in every way, this is more grist for the mill for anyone who wants to shake his/her head and yawn at the “found footage” sub-genre.

November 6, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMNESIAC (2013)

What ("Amnesiac") cannot do is inspire an audience to invest in stakes confined to one room and five people in a story that builds intrigue with all the intensity of a slow dripping leaky faucet.

November 6, 2013 by Ian Sedensky.
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