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ASH (2025)
May 6, 2025
ASH (2025)
May 6, 2025

“Ash” shows more promise for Flying Lotus’s filmmaking future rather than impressing as an early career highlight to be repeatedly revisited.

May 6, 2025
DROP (2025)
May 1, 2025
DROP (2025)
May 1, 2025

The tagline says, “Everyone’s a suspect,” but that’s not true. The primary suspect can only be the one actor most people have previously heard of.

May 1, 2025
LOCKED (2025)
Apr 28, 2025
LOCKED (2025)
Apr 28, 2025

“Locked’s” reticence to hit hard with a meaningful message, unsympathetic characters, and thinly stretched thrills destine the movie for mediocrity.

Apr 28, 2025
HELL OF A SUMMER (2023)
Apr 25, 2025
HELL OF A SUMMER (2023)
Apr 25, 2025

“Whatever, it’s fine” doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement, yet that’s approximately where “Hell of a Summer” lands in ultimate entertainment value.

Apr 25, 2025
IT FEEDS (2025)
Apr 22, 2025
IT FEEDS (2025)
Apr 22, 2025

“It Feeds” does just enough that’s different to become an example of how indie horror can be easily approachable without having to feel flat.

Apr 22, 2025
DEAD MAIL (2024)
Apr 18, 2025
DEAD MAIL (2024)
Apr 18, 2025

“Dead Mail” shows what indie filmmaking is supposed to look like when it’s done with passion as well as precision.

Apr 18, 2025
THE WOMAN IN THE YARD (2025)
Apr 16, 2025
THE WOMAN IN THE YARD (2025)
Apr 16, 2025

“The Woman in the Yard” languishes as a mostly muted spooker that’s heavy on dour drama, yet light on lasting chills.

Apr 16, 2025
SHADOW OF GOD (2025)
Apr 9, 2025
SHADOW OF GOD (2025)
Apr 9, 2025

Conceptually compelling and exceptionally executed, “Shadow of God” is the most memorable possession movie since “The Exorcist.”

Apr 9, 2025
825 FOREST ROAD (2025)
Apr 3, 2025
825 FOREST ROAD (2025)
Apr 3, 2025

“825 Forest Road” is recommended for fans of movies made by indie artists who put sincere commitment into personal projects.

Apr 3, 2025
THE RULE OF JENNY PEN (2024)
Mar 31, 2025
THE RULE OF JENNY PEN (2024)
Mar 31, 2025

“The Rule of Jenny Pen” fires off frightful suggestions from a bevy of barrels pointed directly at anyone who has ever felt unnoticed and unheard.

Mar 31, 2025
CURSE OF THE CLOWN MOTEL (2023)
Mar 27, 2025
CURSE OF THE CLOWN MOTEL (2023)
Mar 27, 2025

I can't recommend "Curse of the Clown Motel,” but I can recommend a trip to the actual Clown Motel and its surrounding town of Tonopah, Nevada.

Mar 27, 2025
POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN (2025)
Mar 25, 2025
POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN (2025)
Mar 25, 2025

It’s moderately more watchable than “Popeye’s Revenge,” though that’s like saying being mauled by a bear is preferable to being mauled by a lion.

Mar 25, 2025
THE MONKEY (2025)
Mar 20, 2025
THE MONKEY (2025)
Mar 20, 2025

“The Monkey” cheerily and cheekily revels in this brand of B-movie schlock, though it always does so with hyper-stylized shocks.

Mar 20, 2025
BORDERLINE (2025)
Mar 17, 2025
BORDERLINE (2025)
Mar 17, 2025

Samara Weaving earns top billing and the most minutes onscreen, but “Borderline” is really a greater showcase for Ray Nicholson.

Mar 17, 2025
CONTROL FREAK (2025)
Mar 14, 2025
CONTROL FREAK (2025)
Mar 14, 2025

The uneven experience ends up feeling so fleeting that I’m uncertain what needs to be said about the movie other than a head-tilting “eh.”

Mar 14, 2025
BLOAT (2025)
Mar 11, 2025
BLOAT (2025)
Mar 11, 2025

Once the slight shininess of “Bloat’s” “screenlife” sheen gets dulled, it’s even easier to see the movie as a rote possession yarn.

Mar 11, 2025
F MARRY KILL (2024)
Mar 6, 2025
F MARRY KILL (2024)
Mar 6, 2025

Dualities dominate “F Marry Kill,” though they cause confusing creative conflicts more often than they work in tandem to complement one another.

Mar 6, 2025
PETER PAN'S NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE (2025)
Mar 3, 2025
PETER PAN'S NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE (2025)
Mar 3, 2025

What’s the point in paying the movie any attention simply because it was first to hijack a lapsed Disney property for exploitation in hacky horror?

Mar 3, 2025
POPEYE'S REVENGE (2025)
Feb 27, 2025
POPEYE'S REVENGE (2025)
Feb 27, 2025

“Popeye’s Revenge” makes a strong case on behalf of corporate lawyers for why ordinary people shouldn’t be allowed within an inch of lucrative IP.

Feb 27, 2025
PRESENCE (2024)
Feb 24, 2025
PRESENCE (2024)
Feb 24, 2025

“Presence” illustrates the dreadful dullness a stranded spirit would actually encounter while peacefully haunting a normal house.

Feb 24, 2025

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ASH (2025)
May 6, 2025
ASH (2025)
May 6, 2025

“Ash” shows more promise for Flying Lotus’s filmmaking future rather than impressing as an early career highlight to be repeatedly revisited.

May 6, 2025

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THE WOMAN IN THE YARD (2025)
Apr 16, 2025
THE WOMAN IN THE YARD (2025)
Apr 16, 2025

“The Woman in the Yard” languishes as a mostly muted spooker that’s heavy on dour drama, yet light on lasting chills.

Apr 16, 2025
PETER PAN'S NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE (2025)
Mar 3, 2025
PETER PAN'S NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE (2025)
Mar 3, 2025

What’s the point in paying the movie any attention simply because it was first to hijack a lapsed Disney property for exploitation in hacky horror?

Mar 3, 2025
PRESENCE (2024)
Feb 24, 2025
PRESENCE (2024)
Feb 24, 2025

“Presence” illustrates the dreadful dullness a stranded spirit would actually encounter while peacefully haunting a normal house.

Feb 24, 2025
BLOODY AXE WOUND (2024)
Jan 15, 2025
BLOODY AXE WOUND (2024)
Jan 15, 2025

Somewhat swiftly, “Bloody Axe Wound” sheds the skin of a slasher spoof to morph into a more intriguing inversion of a coming-of-age tale.

Jan 15, 2025
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