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LONGLEGS (2024)

A movie so soaked macabre mystique, it sounded like you'd risk damning your soul to the darkest depths of Hell just by daring to watch it.

August 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONSUMED (2024)

Viewers are left to gnaw on the skeleton of an emaciated thriller without much meat on its sun-bleached bones.

August 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ODDITY (2024)

"Oddity's" wooden man should join the "Talk to Me" hand and "Mister Babadook" pop-up book among the top props in modern horror iconography.

August 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE ARE ZOMBIES (2023)

Compromises must have been made, leaving "We Are Zombies" to let its potential evaporate while coming up short as comedy and as horror.

August 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BEAST WITHIN (2024)

“The Beast Within” aligns itself much closer to a thematic drama focused on troubled family ties than a midnight movie bursting with beasts and bloodshed.

August 15, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STARVE ACRE (2023)

Not since “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre” has a genre movie’s title inspired such an accurate impression of the film’s contents as “Starve Acre.”

August 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MOUSE TRAP (2024)

They didn’t do anything with the “Steamboat Willie” concept except slap a Mickey Mouse mask on some guy and call it a day.

August 8, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MAXXXINE (2024)

It works as a captivating creeper, I’m just not sure what “MaXXXine” really has to say once its B-movie bloodshed is all said and done.

August 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE (2024)

What begins as an introspective arc of an emotionally devastated person rediscovering her will to live becomes a broader story about connecting with others.

August 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023 - Japanese)

Affecting for its thoughtful context and entertaining for its gripping thrills, “Godzilla Minus One” is just about as good as Godzilla gets.

July 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PRIMEVALS (2023)

“The Primevals” is the closest a monster kid will come to experiencing a “new” Full Moon film that feels like the imaginative oddities from the company’s heyday.

July 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FIRST OMEN (2024)

With a free-rolling camera and provocative score full of unholy operatic shrieks, the film snatches its haunting style right out of the 1970s.

July 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INHERITANCE (2024)

Perhaps the only thing capable of eliciting a louder “uh oh” is discovering Netflix passed on a project already in their pipeline, which is what happened here.

July 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE EXORCISM (2024)

The movie is less about a haunted film set and more of a character study exploring a shattered psyche trying to be pieced back together.

July 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN A VIOLENT NATURE (2024)

“In a Violent Nature” features quite a lot of Johnny just walking around. When I say, “a lot,” I mean a lot. No seriously, it’s a lot.

July 4, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WATCHERS (2024)

Anyone willing to lay down a back-breaking bag of disbelief may find the mood and the mystery captivating enough to hold an audience’s attention.

July 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACKWATER LANE (2024)

The real mystery of “Blackwater Lane” is how it ended up independently produced when it fulfills all the common criteria for a filler film Netflix likes to overpay for.

June 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WINNIE-THE-POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY II (2024)

“Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II” is “marginally more tolerable” than the first film, though I’m not sure if its improvements were intentional or just incidental.

June 20, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRIM SEASON (2023)

Jane Badler plays Mona like a weird mix of Queen Elizabeth and Elizabeth Taylor draped in an absurdly comical number of costume pearl strings.

June 17, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 (2024)

“The Strangers: Chapter 1” can’t stand on its own two feet since at least one more movie is necessary to make any sense out of this film’s first act.

June 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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