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HANGMAN (2015)

Although bookended by a pair of frightful sequences, the main meat of “Hangman” is almost completely devoid of anything genuinely nerve rattling.

April 3, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INVITATION (2015)

This is how “slow burn” takes an intentionally torturous wick to a violently erupting conclusion with true efficiency and exhilarating effectiveness.

April 2, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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HE NEVER DIED (2015)

"He Never Died" is undeniably a Henry Rollins highlight reel and in that regard, no fan could ask for a finer showcase of his unique onscreen presence.

April 1, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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POD (2015)

"Pod" is a dish best served cold, with limited foreknowledge and without expectation for anything more robust than a lean, mean blend of paranoid thriller and what’s-behind-the-door suspense.

March 30, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNFRIENDED (2014)

“Unfriended” ranks alongside “Ouija” in terms of being entirely forgettable, yet nonetheless in possession of mass appeal for an undemanding set whose ages begin with the number one.

March 27, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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TURBO KID (2015)

As a love letter to everything gruesome, gleeful, and glorious about 1980s genre movies and popular culture, “Turbo Kid” is engineered specifically for maximum midnight movie madness.

March 18, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DIABOLICAL (2015)

The final picture put together by “The Diabolical” is one of a classically creepy chiller with a sleek streak of sci-fi suspense.

March 17, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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EXCESS FLESH (2015)

“Excess Flesh” takes on a hypnotic tone capable of capturing those sensitive to its messages about a perilous sense of self and the feverish pursuit of unhealthy ideals.

March 15, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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AVA'S POSSESSIONS (2015)

“Ava’s Possessions” brands its black magic mark using curious characters, vibrant visuals, and smartly stylish storytelling.

March 15, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ZOMBIEWORLD (2015)

“Zombieworld” is a “Creepshow 3” caliber anthology whose pieces have no relation to one another aside from the inclusion of shambling corpses and a near complete absence of frights, fun, and quality.

March 2, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INTRUDERS (2015)

“The Intruders” boils down to another log for the pile of formulaic thrillers better suited as midweek made-for-cable filler.

February 26, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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DIGGING UP THE MARROW (2014)

Eclectic and occasionally eccentric, the overall vibe is more of a drunk stumble between serious and comical without threading a needle through a sweet spot that would effectively blend both moods.

February 19, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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WYRMWOOD: ROAD OF THE DEAD (2014)

“Wyrmwood” strips out the social commentary of Romero’s oeuvre and the dark despair of “The Walking Dead” in favor of flair, flash, and cinematic style.

February 12, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MIRROR (2014)

It’s a catch-22 approach shooting the entire affair in its foot, heart, and head with a script and a style too simple to provide any more edge than that of plastic tableware.

February 6, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE OUIJA RESURRECTION: OUIJA EXPERIMENT 2 (2015)

The film’s crowning achievement is releasing just two weeks into January and already becoming the candidate to beat as worst movie of the year.

January 27, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALIEN OUTPOST (2014)

“Alien Outpost” ticks plenty of boxes for bullet-pumping action with a satisfying shot of sci-fi tracer fire laser-lighting the screen.

January 21, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK HEARTS: THE SECRET OF HAUNTING MELISSA (2014)

The film remains ball-and-chained to a delivery format that hamstrings the rhythm and to fiction impenetrable for anyone who hasn’t already invested three hours into “Haunting Melissa."

January 17, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOLFCOP (2014)

Good-natured, good-humored, and well-intentioned, “Wolfcop” still spins its wheels by pumping blood leisurely when it rightfully screams to gush straight out of the vein.

January 8, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAUNTING MELISSA (2013)

You wouldn’t tolerate “Haunting Melissa” as a three-hour movie in a traditional format. Why tolerate it as a buggy app requiring countless mobile device restarts and popup prompt dismissals?

January 7, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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SANATORIUM (2013)

Should anyone need affirmation as to why “found footage” has an unfavorable reputation, “Sanatorium” can punch that ticket with commanding force.

January 6, 2015 by Ian Sedensky.
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